Thursday, July 31, 2008

I'm in Mexico

Attending the International AIDS Conference (I'm actually supposed to present a couple of posters), but I have so much other work to do I am not able to enjoy my time here :-(

At least I took a week after the conference as vacation, that should be fun.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Uhm, eew

What kind of statement does this make on our society, when news actually discusses the pubic grooming preferences of movie stars:

Sienna Miller's private parts digitally enhanced for film Hippie Hippie Shake

First we brought you Alfie Allen and the sensational bush-plucker trials...

Now gird your loins for the next hair-raising installment - Sienna Miller and the magical growing muff!

Yep, the stunning actress found herself on the horns of a prickly dilemma during post-production of her latest movie Hippie Hippie Shake.

While Si, 26, played her role as 60s publisher Richard Neville's girlfriend, Louise, to perfection, her, er, lady garden - or rather, lack of it - wasn't up to, er, scratch...

"The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder," says our studio mole.

"Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless.

"The only slight problem being that she's very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.

"Unfortunately, Brazilians weren't common in the 60s and Sienna's part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.

"A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn't have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

"Sienna's private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.

"All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along.

"But it's safe to say this is one look she won't be recreating on her next summer hols."

We don't blame her - we doubt her new squeeze Balthazar Getty would be a fan.

Starring alongside Sienna in the film about the controversial Oz magazine editor who was jailed for obscenity in 1971 are Cillian Murphy and Derek Jacobi.

Fortunately they escaped digital enhancement.

But, of course, Sienna is not the first star to have problems down below.

In February we told you how Alfie Allen was ordered to trim his, ahem, undergrowth in preparation for the nude scene on the opening night of the stage play Equus.

Poor Alf - described as a grower not a shower - was asked by producers to get out the nail scissors and tidy up the offending area.

He should have gone to Sienna for some tips...

Friday, July 25, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

This makes me sad

Are things really getting any better?

Gays in Iraq terrorized by threats, rape, murder

Editor's note: CNN agreed to change the names of the two men in this article to protect their identities.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Kamal was just 16 when gunmen snatched him off the streets of Baghdad, stuffed him in the trunk of a car and whisked him away to a house. But the real terror was about to begin.

The men realized he was gay, Kamal said, when he took his shirt off and they saw his chest was shaved.

"They told me to take off my clothes to rape me or they would kill me immediately. This moment was the worst moment in my life," he told CNN, weeping as he spoke of the 2005 ordeal.

"I was watching them taking off their clothes, preparing to rape me. I did not know what to do, so I started shouting loudly, 'Please do not do that! I will ask my family to give you whatever you want.'" Video Watch the tormented life of gays in Iraq »

His pleas went unheeded. "The other two kidnappers took off my clothes by force and, at that time, I saw them as three dirty animals trying to tear my body apart."

He was held for 15 days, released only after his family paid a $1,500 ransom. He was raped every day. Only once, he said, was he allowed to talk to his family during captivity. "I told my family that I was beaten by them, but I did not dare to tell my family that I was raped by them. I could not say it, it's too much shame."

CNN spoke with Kamal, now 18, and his 21-year-old friend, Rami, about what it's like to be gay in Iraq. Coming out as gay is not easy in any country, but to do so in Iraq could mean a death sentence or torture.

The two men rarely show feelings toward each other in public. They spend a lot of time in Internet cafes in Baghdad, surfing gay chat rooms and seeking contacts with other gay men in Iraq and elsewhere.

Since the fall of Saddam Hussein in 2003, the situation for gays and lesbians in Iraq has deteriorated. Ridiculed under Hussein, many now find themselves the targets of violence, according to humanitarian officials.

Lesbians are also victims of harassment and violence, but not nearly as often as gay men.

It's unknown how many homosexuals have been killed by militias in the lawless streets of Iraq's cities, but some Web sites post pictures of Iraqis they say were killed for being gay.

One photo on the Iraqi Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender site shows a group of men standing around three male bodies sprawled on a street, blood pouring from their heads. "Gay Iraqi victims of the police and death squads," the site says.

A U.N. report on human rights in Iraq reinforces the accusations of violence. Although gays are supposed to be protected by law in Iraq, it says, they face extreme brutality.

"Armed Islamic groups and militias have been known to be particularly hostile toward homosexuals, frequently and openly engaging in violent campaigns against them," the report said, adding that homosexuals have been murdered.

"Militias are reportedly threatening families of men believed to be homosexual, stating that they will begin killing family members unless the men are handed over or killed by the family," it said.

The report was issued at the end of 2006 and is the last U.N. study to touch on the subject.

Human rights experts say homosexuals are targeted for cultural reasons as well.

"Gay men and lesbians in Iraq face a lot of risks right now, because homosexuality is sometimes interpreted by people in Iraq as being a Western import," said Scott Portman with the Heartland Alliance, a group that promotes human rights worldwide. "So they can sometimes be targeted by insurgent groups or militias, in part, because of animosity toward the West and, in part, because homosexuality is not well-accepted in Iraqi society."

He added, "The biggest threats right now are from militia organizations, who will attack and actually sometimes kill gay men and women."

Kamal and Rami say the dangers are all too real in Baghdad -- and they live in secrecy not to shame their families.

"I would rather commit suicide than allow my family to find out I am gay," Rami said.

Kamal said he often pretends to have girlfriends in social settings and tells his friends he's dating girls. "I am also careful with the way I dress -- not to show them that I am gay, especially my family."

What would his family do if they found out?

"They will force me to give it up, and I cannot do that," he said. "The 'normal' people cannot live in Iraq. Imagine how the life is for gays."

Rami added, "I do not know why people hate gays even though so many have this tendency. But still they hate it."

Homosexuality is a touchy subject for many Iraqis. When CNN asked Iraqis in Baghdad how they felt about homosexuals, we found intolerance to be widespread.

One man said he considers gays no different from "criminals and terrorists." Another claimed homosexuality was "illegal under Islamic law, and they [gays] should be punished by law like criminals."

Rami said he once fell in love with a man who was part of the Mehdi Army, a Shiite insurgent group loyal to the radical anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr.

Their relationship eventually soured.

"One day he told me he would come over to my house and kill me in front of my family," Rami said. "I told him I would come outside and be killed in the street because I do not want my family to find out I am gay."

Both men hope to escape Iraq. They say their ideal destination would be San Francisco, California. For now, both of them keep their feelings secret.

Kamal is still tormented by what happened to him nearly three years ago.

"During my sleep, I only see nightmares and I start crying. My family thought it was because they were beating me."

He paused, "Only my close friend Rami knows about this secret."

Friday, July 18, 2008

I'm having one of those weeks

where I wish I was rich enough where I could quit on the spot. Is it possible to work for a company where you do not respect or trust the management? I really like the work I do, but the people above me leave a lot to be desired.


Today Dilbert got promoted to VP of Making Employees feel Miserable and Helpless. I wonder if my line manager and the CEO have that included in their job descriptions or does that fall under "other duties as assigned."

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Made it home

Yey! I'm back home. That work trip was way too long. I don't know how James does that his endless work trips, because I am totally exhausted after this one.

I will say as much as I whined it was great being in Pakistan in the middle of mango season :-)

Now I have to catch-up with all of the office work and reports and endless crap before my next trip, which just so happens to be in 2 weeks. Ugh!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

إن شاء الله

InšaʾAllāh, which translates into English as "God willing" or "If it is God's will", is a handy little phrase when you don't want to take responsibility for the failure of something - anything from punctuality to actual success of a product.
"Insha'Allah, I'll get that report to you next week/the air conditioning will work/we will get that grant."
However, one does not really want to hear it when it comes to being on a flight.
"Dear passengers, we are now flying 30 thousand feet over Karachi, and Insha'Allah we will reach Multan in approximately 55 minutes."
Which to my un-Muslim ear sounds a lot like
"Dear passengers, we are now flying 30 thousand feet over Karachi, and if we are lucky we wont crash and die before we reach Multan."
Call me a heretic, but when both the cabin staff and flight crew are invoking "Insha'Allah" to reach our destination, it really does not invite much confidence in PIA.

I'm all for religious humility, but one does have to have limits.