Good Intentions Gone Wrong

(at a restaurant with a friend)

Me: I've already eaten so I'll have something light, like a salad or something

(looking through menu)

Me: Oh My God! The salads are the same price as the pizzas, might as well have that...and a glass of wine

Friend: Well, I'm having a glass of wine too, so if we are each getting one we might as well order a bottle.

Me: That makes sense.

~~~~~

That's why my winter fat has permanently moved in and started paying rent.


Sigh!